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girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
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xlivelifeoutloudx: jonathanwhosoever: Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams OH MY GOD
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"Are you Chinese or Asian?" →
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clumsyoctopus: Things to remember - you are never as awkward as you think you are - you are never as annoying as you think you are - you are never as boring as you think you are - your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are  - you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for - chin up, dude　
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ListenAwesome Cover. Michael Buble & Kelly Rowland
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Listenputamen: Rhythm of Love - Clara C and Joseph...
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Lmfao
Me: Do you ever see that clown at Wal-Mart that hides from gay people?
Friend: No
Me: >:]
Friend: -__________-
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God: Hey I just met you.
God: And this is crazy.
Mary:
God: But now you're pregnant.
Mary:
God: So have my baby.
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