June 2012
79 posts
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
xlivelifeoutloudx:
jonathanwhosoever:
Jay Pharoah Impersonating Will Smith, DMX, Eddie Murphy, Chris Tucker, Barack Obama, Jay-Z, 50 Cent, Cassidy & Katt Williams
OH MY GOD
"Are you Chinese or Asian?" →
clumsyoctopus:
Things to remember
- you are never as awkward as you think you are - you are never as annoying as you think you are - you are never as boring as you think you are - your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are - you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for - chin up, dude
Lmfao
Me: Do you ever see that clown at Wal-Mart that hides from gay people?
Friend: No
Me: >:]
Friend: -__________-
God: Hey I just met you.
God: And this is crazy.
Mary:
God: But now you're pregnant.
Mary:
God: So have my baby.